So I recently joined the gym, late February, early March.

As part of going to the gym, naturally there are your usual jocks or meatheads, or whatever word you want to use. About a month ago, there was this dude who was doing all the usual things that these guys do - heavy weights, dropping them loudly, posing in the mirrors - you name it.

Anyway, since I live relatively close to the gym, I typically just shower when I get back home, but for whatever reason, this day I had decided to take a towel. I hit the shower, and as typically happens with hot water, I start to get that little bit bigger than my typical flaccid state, and just in case anyone will try and look, I make sure to keep it that way as I put the towel around my waist.

As I go back out to the main changing area, I happen to drop my towel, just as this guy walks in. Complete coincidence. His full demeanour changes. He is no longer confident. He almost stops in his tracks. He then goes into a full on bad mood. Slamming the locker door, throwing his bag around. I’ve never saw anyone completely change that quickly. It was a fully grown adult throwing a temper tantrum. It was as if he realised that he can bench whatever he wants, he knew I was much bigger. As part of the final victory, he actually chose to go into a private area to change out of his boxers.

I saw him again today, which is the first time in over a month. He glared at me at the gym. I just smirked. What a loser 😂