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Getting Exposed By My Wife
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I met my wife back in college while I was pursuing another friend of hers. We got drunk one night, and one thing led to another and I found myself back in her room. After going down on her and getting very worked up, she went to return the favor. When she pulled down my pants she looked very shocked and lets out an enthusiastic “Okay Guyyyyy!!” After sucking me for a minute or so she stopped and reiterated “You got a big dick”. I knew I was in love already.

Now, fast forward through the next several months, and multiple of her friends would make sly comments about my size to me. Things like “I know Melanie (fake name) likes you for what’s in your pants”. Another time a friend of ours commented on my dancing at a party and said “You don’t dance like a white guy, but I heard that’s not the only way your different than most white guys”.

I was and am friends with all of these women, so it was always very playful and harmless, but secretly it turned me on so much to know that my girl was talking up my size with her friends.

Everything came to a head during a summer beach trip after our graduation. After a day at the beach, we all made our way back to the house to shower and relax for the afternoon. There was an outdoor shower on the deck at the house, and most everyone wanted to shower there instead of inside (who doesn’t love an outdoor shower). Well I hopped in the shower first while my girlfriend and her friends sat around the deck drinking beers and waiting their turn. The shower door was a bit rustic, and just swung closed without a latch an available, and several very large cracks. I knew this was an opportunity to show off a bit, so I fluffed up to be my best, and made sure to stand where my girlfriends friends could see me if they really wanted to.

I accidentally made eye contact with one of her friends through the crack between the door and the wall, so I knew I was being watched. I loved it and got rock hard. Around 8x6 at my very best.

Then, without my realizing, the door swung wide open! My girlfriend had snuck over to the shower door and yanked it open to expose my to a group of 3-4 of her drunk, bikini clad friends. I tried to cover myself, but it was too late and the girls were all cat-calling me and losing it. One girl shouted out “god damn, where do you hide that thing!”. I blushed, but decided fuck it, and gave them a quick helicopter before pulling the door back shut.

The comments have come up over the years since from my now wife and her friends, but clearly I love it. Nothing better than being married to a woman who loves to talk me up and show me off to her friends!

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