Yknow what, fuck it, I've decided to practice my creative writing skills by writing true erotica (I will get an A on that novel I have to write)...

So, a lil backstory first I guess. I was born in the States, an American father, a French mother, two brothers younger and older (im the middle child, so yall know shits bout to go down) We lived in Hunts Point in Seattle Metropolitan until my parents divorced, my mom met my now stepdad, and then her and I, with my younger bro moved to South Africa where he resided and where my mom continued her business. I used to play football in hs, now I'm on my university's rugby team. Tall, rather muscular, curly black hair shaved into a mullet, mustache, lots of fuckin tattoos, and ig my best feature, my heterochromia (only thing hetero bout me lmao).

This one day, we decided to go to the pub, now this pub is strictly rock and metal music based. So I always wear my oversized band T-shirts. This time I settled for my W.A.S.P. tee which on the back with huge red letters says I FUCK LIKE A BEAST (a lyric from one of their songs). We get to the pub. And we started greeting everyone. I went up to this one older lady I know of and I greeted her. She was with one of her friends I didn't recognize. Her friend, Let's call her Lady D (whoever played RE8 knows). Started saying how my shirt was very vulgar. To which I said that my shirt is just stating the ever-so-obvious fact. She laughed and asked me if I hang it on the drying rack loudly and proudly after I was it. To which my response was "I own a dryer" Her friend pitched in and asked how I should take Lady D to live with me. and I said I'd gladly do it as I have a spare bedroom no one uses. Lady D asked if anyone uses the other side of my bed, to which I said no. We continued chatting and drinking. As the tequila shots set in, I became bold. And then she hit me with the whole "I have a son your age" but that did not stop me from still hitting on her. At one point I was in the bathroom when she came in (The bathroom was one big space with sinks, and two separate doors for men and women). I was washing my hands when she entered the bathroom, she looked at me, smiling she asked "You coming?" to which I just walked in there. We made out for a while, she was touching me everywhere on my body and I felt like I would need a new pair of pants soon. She tried to unzip my fly, but I moved her hands and told her that there was time for that, tonight we focused on her. I sat her on the little countertop next to the sink and I ate her out. Idk how long I was eating her out for, but I assume a lot because I counted 6 different people knocking on the door.

After that, we bounced. I got into my car with her, and drove her to her house (I found out her house was empty as her son is in uni in some other town) I ate her out again, this time on her bed. She started taking my clothes off, but if I'm being honest, I love eating it out, so I stopped her again, this time she was sitting on my face, and I was wearing nothing but my boxers, my erection was painfully hard. The bj this woman gave me had me seeing stars. like in what the actual fuck was her bitch-ass husband thinking leaving this beautiful sex goddess (my actual thoughts while she was blowing me)

"You wanna try something fun?" the only reason I'm able to quote her here because the fun we tried could never be topped ever. I nodded. She lifted my legs up and started eating at my hole. As a bisexual man, I've had my ass eaten before, but never by a woman, and never by a woman who was 22 years older than me. It felt amazing. I honestly felt like I could cum from it any second. So as much as I wanted to beat my meat, I had to rest my hands behind my head.

After I got her to lie down was the piping time. And I'm pretty sure the whole neighborhood heard it. That had to be the loudest sex I've ever had. Her ass was slapping against my thighs so loudly too. And in my defense, as much as I enjoyed it, I kept zoning out and just plowing at her very roughly while thinking about my contract law final I had (Don't be taking too many edibles if you wanna be in the moment, take edibles if you wanna fuck for hours I guess)

I'm not sure how many times she orgasmed, I only did once, but it was oh-so worth it. Pulling it out of her so I can jizz on her face, seeing how her legs shaking, and thinking to myself "Damn this bitch a Beyblade" made me laugh my ass off on the inside, so I had to lay down and let her blow me (getting blown while tired has to be the best shit ever) and I nutted in her mouth. A whole generation of extremely handsome and smart kids were fed to this 10/10 big booty woman I'd gladly marry any day.

Two months later I beat her son's rugby team in a match.