Hey all! Just racking through the repository of experiences I’ve had and thought I’d make a bother post of stories not quite long enough to be a complete post. Hope you enjoy! Again, just some pre-read info. I’m 6ft, straight, broad shouldered, and part of the “Goldicock” club (Just the right range of big for most women). I’m 7.2 ”x5.7 ” erect

1. “Urin-al-up in my business” (Sorry, I’m a punny guy) About 10 years ago in Lake Tahoe at Harrahs I was waiting for some friends downstairs to go check out the “local talent” at the bars. I’m a fairly extroverted guy and like making small talk with people if just doing nothing. I get to chatting with some guy about who knows what for a few minutes and then excuse myself to go to the bathroom. At the urinal I’m doing my business and the same guy I was talking to earlier walks up to the urinal next to me and then looks over and stall barrier and exclaims “Wow! That’s a very nice piece of equipment you got there”. I’m a straight man, so wasn’t really sure how to respond, but I just politely said “Thank you” finished and went about the rest of my evening.

2. The Travel Nurse Earlier on in my Reddit “Career” as a “Dickfluencer” I was scrolling through the R4R subreddit just looking for some friends to go hiking, play games, go to Cons, and possibly have a “situationship” with every now and again. (Also, For reference, I have a separate account to message people with if not looking explicitly for sex.) Anywho, I stumbled upon a post by a Travel-nurse that had just moved to the Bay Area from Wisconsin looking for adventure buddies and such. From her description she sounded right up my alley, blonde, petite (5’2”), cute, and had a sense of humor, SCORE! I shoot my shot, message her, and go about my day back to work. I get a message from her shortly after, it read something like “WOOF! 🤤 Holy shit sir, I’d be glad to meet up sometime. What the fuck is your job again? A biologist? Are you also a part-time stunt cock with that thing? I guess I’ve seen you, so I’ll return the favor back”. She sent a picture of herself, she was gorgeous, tatted up, had big pierced nipples (a personal crutch of mine), and a beautiful face. Looked sorta like Kallie Roses. I was confused, I hadn’t sent any NSFW pictures to her. Then I look and realized I hadn’t changed my profile to my SFW one. We got to chatting and we eventually meet for lunch and go back to her apartment. She was eager to see what was in the pictures. “I’ll never forget the smile on her face as my cock sprang out of my pants like a jack-in-the box and Made a loud thud as it hit my stomach. “Fuuuckkk, meeee” she exclaimed, as she began attempting to wrap her small hands around my thick shaft and sucking my cock. Naturally we get to doing the horizontal tango after about 15 minutes of foreplay, and wow was she tight 🤤 “Go in slow” breathy gasps were the mantras of the day, probably one of the hottest things I can hear a woman say before taking my Big Italian Cock. We had fun for several months before she took a job down in Georgia, but she was definitely one for the books.

3. The Mormon (LDS Girl)

One of my most recent experiences and probably most memorable was with a 22 year old Mormon woman from Utah that I met on a cruise (In telling you, boats make women horny). I was in the club and see these two girls dancing with drinks in their hands. Both were very cute: one about 5’3”, with a few extra pounds in all the right places and the other about 5’7” and had a similar build/look as Anna Taylor-Joy (I’ll call her Anna in the story). I walk up to them and jokingly tell them that they’ll get busted for having drinks on the dance floor and tell them to come sit with me so I can get to know them better. They ask me what I do for a living and tell them I’m the voice actor for “Elmo” on Sesame Street, do my impression (which is on point btw) and I get them to go outside so we can talk more about it. I tell them I was just joking and I ask them where they’re from, “Utah” they said, and I jokingly say “ahh, you guys LDS? If so, you’re some naughty ones if you’re drinking”. They laugh and tell me that they were kinda “exploring” on this trip. In the meanwhile of talking, my cock decides to go Iron Man and begins filling my pant leg. I’m trying to hide it by crossing my leg and putting my hand on it, but I see Anna sneak a peak and give a coy smirk and we talk for about an hour. I walk them back to their rooms and call it a night. Over the next few days Anna and I get to talking more and find we have a lot in common. One the 5th day of the cruise we have a port day, she tells me that she is gonna stay and that she’s really like the company, naturally, I oblige. I bring her back to my room since she was staying in her parents cabin. We start making out for a while and then she decides she wants to take a break, so we watch a movie for a bit. In the middle of the movie I feel her hand slowly rubbing my pants, I’m getting hard, her curiosity finally gets the better of her. She unzips my pants and doesn’t really know what to do, it was her first time seeing a penis (allegedly). I just watch as she explores my cock, tracing the veins, and squeezing it, and trying to touch her fingers to get as she wrapped her hand around my thick dick. She was mesmerized and told me “Are all penises this big?”. I laugh and told her no, and she said “lucky me” and smiled. She finally got the courage to start licking the underside of my ballooned head, and finally committed to attempting to put it in her mouth. She gave me a blowjob for a few minutes but her jaw grew tired and I told her not to worry about it. Finally she said she really wanted to feel me inside her. I kept reaffirming her that we didn’t need to do more if she didn’t feel comfortable, but she insisted. She told she didn’t feel comfortable doing vaginal sex (she was worried about pregnancy (despite me wearing condoms) and I think had to do with her faith and not attempting to procreate or something like that. But she said she wanted to try to do anal with me. I was floored, I’ve only ever had one woman try anal with me and it was a lot for her. I tell her alright, she excuses her self to the shower to freshen up and out emerges this shy beautiful slim bubble-butt with her small perky breasts and small “ghost nipples”. I tell her she looks beautiful, and I pick her up and put her on the bed. I ask “Can I eat you out? She smiles, nods, and gives a cute “mhm” and I get to doing my business. Her legs begin wrapping around my head, it was hard to breathe but I wouldn’t wish to be anywhere but between her legs in that moment. I then begin massaging her asshole with my finger, in preparation of what’s to happen. I pull up get my condom on and begin drenching my cock and her ass in lube. I ask her one last time if this is what she wants, and she says yes, breathless in anticipation. I then begin verrrryyy slowly inserting just the head of my cock in her virgin ass. She pushes away a couple of times, but after a little recovery I keep making my way in. After what felt like an eternity I finally got a bout half of my dick in. She’s elated and I can see the sense of accomplishment on her face, a smile, coupled with tears running down her face. I check in again and then start slowly going in and out watching her tiny hole struggling to let go of my cock and watching her lose touch with reality as all she could mutter were the words “Fuck, it’s so thick”. We never got to the point of rough fucking, but it was the first time I had successfully done anal for more than 1 minute. I was elated! After about 5 minutes she had her first orgasm which was like a symphony of breathe, moans, whimpers, and convulsions. We switched to doggy after that, but went back to missionary after just a minute since it was more comfortable for her. She had one more orgasm, and finally tapped out. She just layer there on the bed, exhausted, and told me “How unbelievably painful, yet incredible that was” and laughed. I got up and took a shower as she recuperated from what had just conspired and she slowly walked over to the shower afterwards. We didn’t have sex again, she exclaimed that it was a bit much, but we did have some oral fun throughout the rest of the trip. She was a great sport lol.

1. The Crush

Lastly, this is a memory that just came to mind a few months ago, probably because at the time was so embarrassed, now realizing I had no need to be lol. there was a girl that I had a crush on since high school, I’ll call her Cat, we’re college age (around 21/22 at the time) and iPhones weren’t the status quo and cheap camera phones were still mainstream. Well, Cat had a habit of going through peoples phones and looking at their pictures, on top of that my aloof ass had no idea that she used to have a crush on me too, I just found out recently. So one day Cat, me, and some friends were hanging out at my place and she decides to grab my phone without noticing. As we’re talking I see Cat intently studying something on what I thought was her phone. Then all of a sudden I see her eyes open as wide as dinner plates and she screams “What the? OH MY GODDD! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE, I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOME KIND OF BIG OL’ MUSHROOM BUT ITS ACTUALLY YOUR DICK. DAMN!” And she starts nervously laughing. I grab my phone look and see it was a Dickpic I took to try out the new 1MP camera or something lol. Embarrassed as everyone’s laughing I try to change the subject and not think about it again. Well fast forward to a few months ago we had a small reunion and we were sharing stories and stuff and then Cat brings up that story again and said “I was just so shocked, I couldn’t believe you were packing so much”. I was, and still am to an extent, a pretty nerdy guy and was pretty shy. Sucked to find out she had a crush on me back then just now, but still nice to know I’m remembered as the guy with a huge dick in the back of her mind ;)

For those with a little less imagination here’s The Equipment I’m Working With