Last night I went to my high school reunion with my wife of 45 years. It was my 50th reunion and there was an ample turnout. Throughout the evening, as expected, I kept running into old friends and girlfriends from eons ago. Three of my old gfs came up to me and each made a passing reference to my big dick. One of them whispered, ‘you’re still my biggest’, another ‘I’m glad you were my first-unforgettable’ and the third was more subtle, “there are things about you I still remember”.

As the evening progressed and the libations continued, one of these ladies came over to our table and began chatting up my wife. It was pleasant and cordial until this lady announced out loud to my wife in front of everyone, “you’re so lucky, (pointed and me and winked) BESt sex of my life”. My wife laughed along with the group and I turned and walked off rather embarrassed but inwardly grinning from ear to ear.

It led to an awkward conversation on the way home about how many of those women I had banged, but since they were all clearly before we met, my wife wasn’t upset. She told me that after I walked off, there were some ‘equipment references’ which she jokingly verified but that the conversation was soon steered in other directions.

It’s nice to know that I left some positive impressions that have endured.