I had a massage intake once where a white bearded gentlemen took off all his clothes in front of me, showing his butt, then walked towards me, and I no longer could contain a poker face because he had this crazy huge donkey dick and I saw it looked away then looked back and locked eyes on it.

He walked right up to me. I looked it up and down as if I couldn't believe it, four separate times, then I looked at his face, he suddenly got on the table but then squeezed an erection against the table when he went down. Guess he got a nervous woody.

Guess this happens to you well endowed a lot? I promise it's not on purpose but it's like our brain just broke and it does not compute. I'm not normally like that.