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The first time my ex girlfriend saw it
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So this is just a small situation and text message exchange I recall that happened a few years ago with my then gf. Also sorry for my shit grammar, english isn't my main language and I had to translate the text messages.

Little situation explanation. At that point in time, we've been dating for around 5 months but haven't really done anything that went beyond making out and cuddling. She however planned to change this on my birthday.

So on my birthday she was over and we were in my bed, talking about school and other things. And as couples tend to be eventually one kiss happened, and one kiss turned into two, and two turned into many. Even though my kissing skills were (and still likely are) extremely bad, she started to get a little bit more handsy. Putting her hand underneath my shirt and slowly moving down my chest towards my pants. While we are kissing she starts to loosen my belt, and starts leaning downwards.

After a few seconds she managed to pull my pants down to my knees, and I now feel her hand rubbing me over my underwear. She turns around, looks at me and asks "Can I see it?" And of course with the dirty talk skills of a lifelong nerdy loner virgin with social anxiety I respond "yea".

So now comes the moment she takes of my underwear and looks at it.

And then not much happens, she kinda pokes and strokes it a little bit, but not much else. I don't know how long we spend in that position but eventually we were called because birthday cake and so on.

Rest of the day goes by without much else, we play a bit of Mario Kart, cuddle a bit more, she gives me the present she made for me, and then she goes home.

After she got home we had the following text exchange. I will refer to her as F from here on.

F: I didn't expect it to be so big

Me: Uhhhhhh thanks? (At the time thinking she means our house, since this is the first time she's over)

F: Are you dense or just pretending to be?

Me: normally I'd say the second but currently it's the first

F: Your penis is really big!

Me: Oh well thanks I guess?

F: I didn't even know what to do with it

F: I don't think that will fit inside me once we do it, how big is it?

Me: I'm actually not sure (yes at the time I really didn't know)

F: Funny how the only boy in our class, who doesnt wear Sweatpants has a big dick and doesn't even know.

F: But it's not just big, it was also thick and heavy

Me: How can it be Heavy?

F: I had it in my hand, and for that I had to lift it a bit

Me: I guess

F: You could be a pornstar with that thing

Me: I'm not so sure about that

F: Oh trust me, with that thing you definitely could.

Me: I highly doubt that

F: Oh shush, girls know better

Me: If you say so

F: But I would be lying if I said I wasn't scared, I mean I assumed it was on the bigger side, since I saw the bulge at the pool, and felt you a bit during our makeout sessions, but you were bigger than the expectation.

Me: Bulge at the pool?

F: Yeah on our first date, at the pool. After we got out, your shorts were clinging to it a little.

Me: Ugh that's embarassing, I didn't even notice since I didn't wear my glasses

F: Well you definitely couldn't see the blush on my face.

F: I was so shocked back then, it's the first date with my boyfriend and the immediate implication he's kinda big down there, especially for someone as small as me, that was quite scary.

Me: Um sorry

F: Don't apologize, it's not like you can change anything about it

F: And besides you're my boyfriend, I would be a bad girlfriend if I didn't love all of you.

F: So the next time we are together, I'll make sure to do what I couldn't do today.

Me: And what would that be?

F: Having myself a taste

Me: Oh, well. Guess I'll have something to look forward, but I also want a taste of you someday

F: You'll get your taste big guy :)

Our conversation then drifted away to other things

So yeah a of couple months later we eventually did the sex and so on, but those stories really aren't special. It was bit of a struggle at first, but nothing more than that. We honestly weren't the most compatible when it came to sex, we were both very shy and eachothers firsts, so we both didn't really figure out the entire communication thing. But we did have some nice loving sessions, like any other regular couple.

We eventually broke up on good terms for other reasons, but we don't really have contact anymore.

I'll always remember this birthday though, it was quite funny looking back at it, even if I cringe at some things I said, it's a nice memory

Also I just saw that post talking about how the size should be included. So here you go My Size is 7.1x5.3

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