So this is actually a story I told in a comment to another post but decided to make my own post about it. It’s short but very true so I thought I’d share.

So I’m a straight guy in a para-military profession, so long story short, group showers. Even longer story short, I was the biggest of about 40 other guys and gained the reputation for having a huge dick. Usually I hang soft at about 5x4.75ish. I recall knowing that the group showers were coming and being very nervous about possibly being the smallest.

I remember the first day, taking my boxers off and trying my best to hide. Eventually though, the shyness faded away, mostly because of the urgency of being “showered and in class in 15 minutes” or face the wrath of drill instructors. There were 5 shower heads for 40 guys, you do the math, not a lot of time to be shy lol.

I remember catching a classmate staring at me after I opened my eyes from rinsing the soap out of my hair, I thought it was odd but didn’t have much time to think about it. Over time I caught more and more staring and realized it wasn’t a coincidence. It was then that I started comparing myself to what I was surrounded by. I noticed that I was the only one whose cock hung significantly lower than his balls. I also noticed that I was quite a bit thicker than the others, this definitely did something for my confidence. After we started getting comfortable with each other, they started calling me “elephant trunk” and would go out of their way to hold flashlights and other objects to their crotches and say, “hey guys, who am I???”, obviously referring to me. While walking around the training grounds, I had instructors making comments to each other saying, “yeah dude that’s the one with the huge hog, that guy is bigger than me hard!” It was pretty embarrassing at first but I owned it. I stared walking from the shower to my locker fully naked with my towel over my shoulder. While in the shower I’d turn around and put myself on display. While at my locker I would turn completely around if someone spoke to me, ngl it was fun. One lead instructor told me I should seriously consider porn, he said, “ya know, you could really make a lot more money than what we make here if you made movies”, I was speechless lol.

It was a real thrill to be the “alpha” of sorts. I stayed humble tho, in my opinion it’s better to be humble than let my cock become my entire identity. Now, months later my reputation is still spreading. I came in to work the other day and the first thing I hear is, “hey __, we heard you got a big ol dick!” Just the other day one guy goes, “yeah you don’t wanna shower with that guy, he’ll embarrass you.” I gotta say, not the worst reputation but also still strange when people I’ve never met have already heard about what’s between my legs.

Anyways, that’s all. Not the sexiest story I know, just a recounting of my experience. Hope you enjoyed the read nonetheless, have a good one!