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Friend at gym told everyone at work about my cock
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So my bulge at work had already gotten me some attention. Slim-fit dress pants don’t hide a bulge very well, especially when i should be in more of an athletic fit. So you can usually make out the shape of my cock pretty well.

My friends at work tend to joke around a lot and we don’t get much work done in the office so one day my buddy comes to my desk and says “ hey man can you see my bulge in these pants?” Making it really obvious and pushing his pelvis out.

I said “ I don’t know can you see mine” and I stood up so he could see the print.

“Holy shit!” His jaw dropped when he saw the outline of my dick and he dragged me over to another friends desk who spit out his coffee when he saw. It was a little awkward and uncomfortable but still kind of funny and validating.

Anyways fast forward a couple months after lots of jokes about my dick and I went to the gym with another work friend that was in on the jokes as well.

We finished working out and showered before getting dressed and going to work. I was in my towel and about to drop it and get dressed and he was just staring like he was waiting to see it (what he didn’t know is that I had just jerked off in the shower and my dick hangs bigger right after that and extra veiny).

I warned him before I took off the towel.
“Eddie I’m about to drop the towel I’m just warning you.” He kept staring but I just said fuck it.

“Holy shit that thing is huge!” “I’m big but that thing is massive!” I don’t think it’s as big as he thought but my post jerk off dick probably hangs close to 7 inches when normal soft can be around 6 or less.

He kept going on about it at work and he’s pretty loud with no filter. We work in cubicles so all the girls can hear everything we say.

He was talking to our new account coordinator about in front of me because she was always open to talk about anything. “So he’s a tripod?” She said

I just laughed it off but I loved knowing all the girls in the office could hear without me having to talk about it. I worked with a lot of very attractive women and this led to a lot of glances at my crotch and a few other sexually tense stories later down the road.

Later I got a lot of long hugs from girls at other offices, so I know word was getting around.

Pics on my profile if you’re curious.

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