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Hung Milf Hunter
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This reads like some type of porn scenario but I don't know of anyone who has videos, so there goes that lol.

My neighborhood has a community center and pool, plus other athletic and activity resources. The pool is connected to the clubhouse. The Home Owners Association (HOA) runs the pool, open in summer and hires 3 lifeguards that alternate shifts with 2 on at any time. A few years ago one of them was this tall lanky guy who was hung like a moose, and was clearly a shower. How'd anyone know? The company that lifeguard duties is subcontracted to provides bathing trunks, shirt, towel etc. The lifeguard gets a pair of trunks, plus a 50's style Speedo trunks all in bright yellow. He always wore the Speedos and made no effort to hide his endowment, and the Speedo did little to help hide.

It only took a few weeks before the neighborhood MILF population latched on to his lanky muscular looks and crotch monster. They'd drop off their kids, another MILF would watch them while the lifeguard serviced them, then the MILFs would trade places. The clubhouse was rarely used during the day, and it had several small meeting rooms which became the location where the lifeguard banged the MILFs. The pool and clubhouse had the entrance roadway next to it, and when he was walking around or skimming the pool, traffic always slowed lol.

His "services" became common knowledge in the neighborhood. About halfway through the summer someone complained to the HOA and his bulging crotch vanished, replaced by a woman lifeguard.

The rumor had it that two of the MILFs who he plowed were the HOA VP and the other a board member. After a couple weeks our lycra-clad lothario reappeared.

The next year the hung guy was a shoe-in for rehiring, I'm sure to the cheers of MILF crowd. The big rumor/scandel occurred mid-summer when a guy from the contract cleaning crew went into a meeting room and discovered him in a threesome with 2 MILFs. It was rumored that one of them was that HOA VP. He stayed for the rest of that season.

The third season found him returning, but the clothes changed and the Speedo was now a more contemporary yellow banana sling. Traffic still backed up, and the MILF party apparently resumed. About 2 months into the season a MILF looking for him found him in the clubhouse topping a hubby of one of the MILFs. Apparently hell has no fury like a MILF scorned for a guy's ass, and the hung lifeguard disappeared shortly after. Since then, only female lifeguards were employed.

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