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Me: 7.5” x 5.75”

Went to the toy shop the other day on the way home to waste some time. They had an anal masturbator marked down (clue #1 it was probably garbage).

Got home and immediately got it out of the box to compare to the other I already have. Ridges and textures were wildly different, a little firmer all around than my current masturbator, and it had a considerably smaller opening.

Needless to say, I was excited to try it out, got nice n hard and well lubed up to stretch this seemingly tiny opening. Welp, it split. Right in two. The first inch or two, split.

I had one moment of being mad this cheap piece of crap couldn’t make it through to one busted load, and then was so turned on that I had broken it. Well worth the $15 confidence boost.

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