18 months of dating... Is swirling down the drain at a rapid pace. You enjoyed dating him for a while, but it's gotten extremely boring over the last few months. He's a nice guy, but you just don't feel like dealing with this boring individual much longer. You had even started texting with and flirting with guys on Bumble, but didn't want to actually cheat on him because he'd almost certainly tell others and it would ultimately harm your reputation. And so, you ultimately came to the decision that you'd break up with him and then start hooking up with guys online...

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But then, you saw a shockingly specific ad that changed your mind completely.

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As one to dabble in porn viewing from time to time, on one uneventful night as you loaded up Cornhub, you got an ad for a "hot new pill that's sweeping the nation!" which was a pill that claimed to be able to induce hypnosis and leave the person who consumes it in an impressionable state. Like most porn ads, you thought it was completely bogus and dumb, but the offer of being able to try 3 pills for free at the very least had your interest piqued. Seeing very little harm in it, you clicked the ad and put in your boyfriend address for the shipping location, just in case it's actually a bunch of weirdos who wanted to kidnap you.

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7 days later, and your boyfriend texted you about a package for you arriving at his house. You had almost forgotten about the pills by that point, and you also didn't expect anything to actually arrive. You thanked him and told him not to open the box because it was "part of a surprise you were planning for him" and he more than accepted that answer. You gave him a lie about having to go visit an uncle, but did say you'd swing by to grab the box. You did this two hours later, swiping the box before driving home to investigate it. After opening the box, you were presented with a small orange bottle that contained 3 pink pills, and an included coupon code for $20% off on a 3-month supply of these pills. The instructions said they could be ingested with a glass of water or crushed up inside of a glass of water, which seemed pretty simple.

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But were you going to actually begin the process of hypnotizing your boyfriend instead of just dumping him??? Probably.