Maybe you spat on a witch, or stole her underwear. Maybe you went digging around an old basement at a party and took home a souvenir, either way now you’re cursed, but not just one curse, every day for a week you get a new curse added to your precocious cursed, and most of them are permanently going to affect your life in some way.

I’m still coming up with a list but this will be a dice roll, you could end up with the perfect figure, but you can’t eat anything with flavor without throwing up or going to the bathroom right away, or every guy finds you attractive but now their balls actively swell when they’re around you turning them into wildly horny cavemen and you’ll never have a fun night without being glazed, or maybe your chest just swells with milk all day, but it gets worse if you forget to empty it? I’m up for all kinds of kinky and a little silly fun with this.

Not a ton of limits and send me some kinks so we can work out a good curse list, I figure a good 20 or so should have variety for 7 days as compounded effects are also a thing in this universe.