Owning a bar was a dream come true but after a decade of being open and enjoying the night life, the economic slow down hit my bar hard. I was on the look out to save money wherever possible, when a keg producer gave me an offer I couldn't easily refuse.

Advances in beer refrigerator technology had allowed for a reusable keg, thus saving a lot of money. The keg could be used with different beers, the keg producer told me that they had partnered with nearly every significant brewery and many local breweries.

There was one catch, they said that they needed a human volunteer. I asked why and they said their system worked the best if the container of the beer was a human; specifically a female. I couldn't believe this, that cannot be true. He gave me lots of literature that proved his point; the outer part of the keg would be a translucent plastic that would join in the middle with the girl's head being the only thing visible from the outside. There would be a tap, somehow, behind her head and beer would flow from her mouth. I was frightened, there were using dead girls like this? The salesman corrected me, the girls were very much alive and healthy.

In the manufacturing process, they are giving a drink that cleans them internally so their acids won't spoil the beer. Then there is a heating element inside the plastic shell that keeps them warm while the beer remains cold. Their insides are filled with beer and basically, the girl is inflated with beer. Finally, there is a temperature valve installed either in their anus or vagina that will give a digital read out of the beer temperature.

The salesman said that it was all very legal, the participant would be paid very well through subsidiaries and government grants. It was a minimum 2 year commitment and the keg-girls would be picked up and refilled free of charge. He also explained that the beer would be partially absorbed into the system of the girl so she'd be pretty buzzed for the duration of the commitment. No new technology would be required, it still ran with standard taps and digital read outs to determine capacity could be installed.

I couldn't believe this presentation, but the cost savings was nothing to sneeze at. I told him I'd be in touch and he departed. My regular waitresses were too valuable to get reassigned but maybe they knew someone who could help. It semed like a great opportunity to continue owning a bar and i guess, I'd be owning a girl for a couple years too.

Hey there, this one is pretty out there. I think it could work well though, the first part could be me playing the GM role as you go through the transformation and the second part could be me receiving my very own keg girl. We could discuss your ability to talk and communicate, but this is supposed to be science fiction so let's not think too hard about reality.

Kinks: transformation, breast and body expansion, ownership, somewhat permanent transformation, dubcon, petplay, hucow, great craft beer, multiple paragraphs per response, the humiliation of kegified girl, and more.

Limits: one line responses, death, gore, vore, blood, toilet stuff, underage, pain, and Bud Light.

Send me a message if this appeals to your twisted mind.