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(M2F4M) Helping my virgin buddy out, time to take an xchange pill
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Own-Ground-84 is a female looking for a male
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It seemed like a good idea, when I came up with it, it seemed like a good idea when i bought the pills, it even seemed like a good idea when I came over for our yearly birthday camping trip. Now though I looked at the pill sitting in my hand, it was like any other pill i've seen small, pink and white, utterly non threatening, I knew what it would mean if I swallowed it.

We were best of buds always have been, we made an awkward pair me tall, handsome and sporty while you were short a bit pudgy and more interested in computers and video games then actual sports, but we always have made it work. This year though I new our regular 3 day camping trip would be life changing, you were going to get laid!

At 23 I had a pretty good body count, I wasnt a male slut by any means but when you looked good and was confident it was easy...I always tried to get you dates, you weren't ugly...just unconventially attractive. I knew it was hard for you to speak to girls the shyness, the awkwardness, but I knew I could break through to you and then hey you would like it and we can move on.

"Well buddy I'm not sure how much of a help I'm going to be carrying all the equipment but tonight...I'm going to take that V card from you! and I got enough pills for all weekend!" I pat your shoulder and I pop the pill in my mouth and wash it down with the cold beer. "This will be fun!" I say as I feel the warmth spread.

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