My neighbour Pete is a strange guy. To describe him as a nerd or a geek would be an understatement. Thick glasses and a scraggy neckbeard topped off with a massive belly that shirts can hardly contain and you've got Pete. As far as I knew he kept to himself and we'd only spoken in passing. That was at least until today.

I was awoken to loud, strange noises and bright lights beaming through my window. I'd half thought I was having an extraterrestrial encounter until of course I looked out the window to see they were originating from Petes home. Tired, grumpy and exhausted I stormed over and banged on his door eager for him to shut the hell up. When he answered the door though my mouth dropped.

Before me stood Pete, he was dressed in a silver shiny jumpsuit with green face paint and some weird sfx prosthetics glued to his face. Inside his home I could see that he'd decorated it to look like a spaceship of some kind. Albeit poorly. Tinfoil and other household improvised materials seemed to be the main ingredients in this mess. Before I could even process what I was seeing Pete spoke. "Greetings Earthling, I am Zarg the Destroyer of worlds!

Hey there! Welcome to my prompt. I appreciate it's a weird one but hey, unique ideas are often the best right? I'm currently looking for someone to take on the role of Pete or as he likes be known, Zarg. A fat neckbeard with sci-fi erotic fantasies that he wants to come to life. A desire so large that he's willing to do whatever it takes. Even if it means making his neighbour into his personal "alien" lover.

Now I've got a few ideas for this mainly based around me becoming a poor imitation of an alien much like Zarg. Green makeup, a tacky outfit and even some fun prosthetics to complete the weird alien look. I'd like to become either an alien similar to Zarg or if you're into it a drag queen alien. I think both versions have their merits. Of course if you've your own ideas do let me know too. Hypnosis is definitely a fun spin on how I go along with Petes whacky plans. Or maybe Pete thinks he's something besides an alien? A vampire? A mummy?