They say anyone can be a hero if they just grind hard enough, but when was the last time you met someone with the [Hero] class? Exactly. The reality is, most of us are at the whim of the gods' RNG. No matter how hard they fight, no [Thug] is ever gonna outfight a [Swordmaster]... and they can level all they like, but unlocking a half-decent class is gonna be down to fate. Or luck, in other words.

I never was very lucky, but now I'm finally getting what I deserve. A genuine, honest-to-goodness Class Crystal! There's no way of knowing what it'll make me, of course, but it has to be better than whan I'm stuck with otherwise. Here goes nothing...

Well, two weeks later I think I can safely say I fucked up. Quite apart from the fact that that stupid crystal turned me into a woman (who knew it'd rewrite my whole character sheet?), I'm also stuck as a... ugh, I hate this name... a [Healslut]. I know, I never heard of it before either. Gods know what the point of it is - I do have a couple support spells, but not only are my stats shit, I can't even equip weapons now! Anyway, I finally found a crew to roll with - level 1 punks, but who else would have me? And I need to start saving up some cash to get this all undone. I guess I just have to figure out a way to make myself useful to the rest of the party... somehow...

Hi! This is a gender-bending transformation prompt about an unlucky adventurer sort learning that a) there are in fact tougher classes than the one they're currently saddled with and b) that your class isn't the only thing these crystals change...

The setting and story can be as high fantasy or as trashy isekai manga (I have an addiction, don't judge me) as we like, and while I can certainly do long fevered build-ups to virtuouso multi-para sex scenes I tend to prefer quicker, more casual, more frequent lewdity. Your role is up for discussion - a rival adventure, revelling in my downfall? An amused onlooker, helping and hindering my character in equal measure? A full-scale DM, in charge of a party of adventurers and the world at large? Let's find out!

My biggest kinks for this one are, aside from the gender bending, humiliation, non-con/dub-con, D/s, mind control and bimbofication, outfit play, further bodily modification, and elves.

Limits are the usual gore, vore, filth, and underage. If you're interested, please send me a DM containing a possible new class for our hapless protagonist!

Thanks!