⚠️Please note: I am wordy. Extremely wordy. I’ve tried my best but I also want to be as specific and explain myself as much as possible, so I’ve ended up writing a bit of an essay. You have been warned. ⚠️

Basically, I’m a Christian with a lot of kinks who nevertheless tries to stick to the Bible, and I’m looking for my life partner, at least eventually. In the meantime I’d love just people to chat to, share interests and make friends with. I was raised in a pretty puritanical culture and I’m slowly trying to escape the unbiblical taboos, carefully scrutinizing the Good Book to make sure I’m only bucking baseless traditions, and am still submitting myself to God’s will.

I know sex and sexual deviancy is heavily shunned in a lot of more traditional Christian spheres, but I see no reason for it to be. Having sexual interests that would be considered “weird” or “odd” are in no way ruled out in the Bible, as long as they don’t lead to sin.

My basic reason for posting this is I want a true life partner who gets along with me, and I’d hate to date someone for years, get married to her and only find out later that we’re sexually incompatible. So I figured, why not lay everything out on the table right here, right now, and hopefully I can find a woman who’s on the same wavelength as me. So, I’ll get to the sexual stuff later on, since I also want to get along with you as a person. Having a partner you only love for sexual pleasure is worse than having a partner you only like for their personality, IMO.

To start off, if anyone cares, I’d say I’m firmly planted on the libertarian-conservative side of the aisle. While I don’t believe you need to agree with your partner on everything, I also believe it’s just not healthy if you can’t turn on the news in your house without getting into an argument.

So, now that 90% of you are gone after learning my political leanings, let’s move forward. I’m a huge nerd (a lonely male nerd? Online? Gasp) and I have a variety of interests, some more than others. This list is by no means exhaustive, but I’ll try and make it in general a top-to-bottom ranking of my biggest interests down to my more (relatively) minor ones. And of course, you don’t have to be interested in all the things I am, just okay with me liking them/talking about them.

-Cats!!! 🐈 -Transformers!!! 🤖 -Anime 🖥️(Has its own list, see below) -History 📚(not just military history. History is history, and I’m just as likely to talk to you about how Native Americans literally invented corn than about any random war battle. Also don’t get me started on the history of the English language, I could go for hours talking about why different rooms are named the way they are. Also you’re missing out of you don’t watch Time Team) -Board games 🎲(shockingly, I actually don’t know how to play DnD. Math scares me. I’d be willing to learn if you’re willing to be extremely patient with me 😅) -Brick building systems 🧱(Lego has gotten far too expensive lately so I’ve been pursuing off-brand products. Sue me) -Camping, hiking, general survival stuff 🎒 -reading📖 -cryptids🦑 -And then the obligatory list of fandoms. Here we go: Transformers, G.I.Joe, War of the Worlds, Doctor Who, Pokémon, Star Wars, Tolkien, Harry Potter, etc. My interest in these things fluctuates over time, sometimes I could hardly care less sometimes I take a month-long spell where I’m obsessed.

🖥️Anime list:🖥️ ~ Girls und Panzer ~ Attack on Titan ~Izetta Die Leste Hexe ~Violet Evergarden ~Hellsing Ultimate ~Maid-Sama! ~Konosuba ~Highschool DxD ~Cat Planet Cuties ~ Love, Chuunibyo, and other Delusions! ~ Gunsmith Cats

Okay, now for the part you’ve all skipped ahead to. The sexual stuff. First off, I don’t believe in sex (read: intercourse, orgasming on/with a partner) outside of marriage, but there’s obviously a lot of room to have fun outside of that. I love hugging, cuddling, kissing, making out, groping, (as long as it’s not the crutch region) etc. And a lot more.

I also think discussing sex before marriage is important, because if we already know our interests, kinks, etc. are compatible we won’t have all the worries of a traditional Christian couple that doesn’t even discuss sex until after or right before marriage; we’d know what we like and dislike, we’d know what to expect, we wouldn’t have to worry about whether or not we’d be compatible. Basically we’d know we were on the same page with everything and we’d get along well in the bedroom well before we ever got married, so we wouldn’t have the lingering doubts of “is this really the right person for me? What if we don’t get along perfectly after marriage? What if they pressure me to do things I’m not into, or if I’m into things they won’t touch?” Etc.

As for other relationship-dynamic type stuff, the Bible does say that the man is the head of the woman, so she should submit to him. I’m not going to argue with that, but I also don’t want to be a dictator or a stronghanded controller, I want a partner who gets along with me because our personalities mesh well, not because I force her to suppress her own feelings and personality when ever it suits me. And of course like I said, I’m a raging libertarian who values freedom very highly. So as far as I’m concerned, your submission would go only as far as you want. I’ve had relationships where I choose what my girlfriend wears every day, her hairstyle, her lipstick, even down to parts of her daily schedule and whether or not she could use the bathroom. I’ve found that very fun and rewarding, but I’ve also had relationships where we got along as equals and everything from minor things to major decisions were discussed and agreed to amicably.

Now I’ll get to talking in-detail about kink. My kinks are very diverse and varied, and you, again, do not have to share all of them, or even be okay with all of them. I’ll respect your limits and boundaries. Obviously though, if you message me and you’re into like, 3 things from this entire list and the rest are hard limits, I doubt we’ll find success as lovers. These are mostly my major kinks and I have a ton of minor ones, but hearts are beside the ones that I really, really can’t see myself going without. So without further ado, in no particular order:

~ breeding (I don’t want a bajillion kids (a few are fine though). I more so think the idea of pretending I’m breeding you is fun. Thank God for birth control) ❤️‍🔥 ~ light to medium pain ~ free use ~ light petplay (collars, ears and tail, etc) ~ Watersports/wetting ~ Degradation, name-calling, etc.
~ breast/nipple play, sucking❤️‍🔥 ~ lactation ❤️‍🔥 ~ misogyny ~ CNC ~ Being rough in general❤️‍🔥 ~ Clothed sex/dry humping ~ Master/slave dynamic

Limits: -Scat -blood -sharing/cheating/cuckolding/swinging/whatever it’s called these days -exhibitionism/voyeurism -knifeplay/blood or any kind -asphyxiation

A bit more to note: I don’t care how you look, as long as you’re healthy! I don’t care if you smoke, vape, etc, I don’t curse much but I don’t care if you do, and I don’t have an age preference as long as you’re legal and like, under 30. I hope this is obvious, but I also don’t care if you have interests or “interests” that I haven’t mentioned. I don’t care if you have tattoos, I don’t care if you’re a furry or if you have a weird fashion sense or if you like feet, as long as you think you’d get along with me I’m game! will also note that I really like where I live and for a variety of reasons I can’t see myself moving too far, so if that’s a dealbreaker for you I understand. I don’t mind long-distance, and I like to take relationships at a pace we’re both comfortable with, so any sort of discussion about meeting up or moving would happen after a while, at the very least after we’d gotten to know each other and become comfortable with each other. Ditto for pictures; I definitely don’t want to sext or anything, but before we get too serious I’d want some SFW live pictures for verification of course (again, one we got to know each other).