Dear Future Partner,

Wherever and whoever you may be, I'm searching for you, I always have been and hopefully through this post, I’ve found you and you’ve found me.

So where to begin, introductions, I guess? Well, it is a pleasure to meet you, I’m A from the UK, full names can be shared in private as well as other things 😉 I’m 28 years old, born in good old ’96, Feb to be precise which makes me an Aquarius if that’s what you’re into. I am very much an introverted person until I’m in social situations then I’ll match the energy and be extroverted but you won’t find me at parties, no lol, I’m one of those guys who would prefer a quiet night in cuddling on the sofa, building Lego or playing games (Video or board games, cliché, I know, I’m lame but at least I have the T-shirts to match). For those that are interested my MBTI is INTJ-T.

A brief glimpse into my hobbies there, hope I haven’t lost you before we’ve even started talking, that would suck. I don’t spend all my time at home though as I do have a job which I’ve been doing for 84 years at this point (feels like it sometimes), I work in the NHS which is great and secure, it pays the bills and my OF expenses (I don’t actually have an account but if you had one I’d subscribe 😉). If you haven’t picked up already, I do enjoy banter, having a laugh and just generally being laid back in life, sure it can be a downside, but I can be serious when needed and that’s what matters right?

On the topic of serious things and just to put it out there, I do own my own house with no mortgage and can drive, I don’t have a spaceship or rocket so if you do live off-world I might not be able to visit. I am open to long distance if there is a plan to close the gap eventually, I haven’t thought about relocating due to the house and job security I have so, yeah, there’s that (what a downer, maybe?).

To raise the tone from the Titanic, I am very much a nerd, as mentioned above I like Lego, I recently impulse bought a Lego Back To The Future DeLorean (which I have yet to build), I’m also a huge fan of Marvel and have seen all the films and shows (excluding Netflix shows), I guess I’m nerdy in general as I like Video Games, Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Futurama, Supernatural and so many more, my watchlist is huge, wanna watch with me?

Apart from the nerdy stuff though I do also have other hobbies, have you seen the cooking pictures on my profile? I mean they’re bad but I’m trying to cook better lol. I write, I’m currently working on a TV Show thing which is like Game of Thrones and Marvel combined so that’s cool (I guess?), I also recently found out I enjoy gardening, the house has a garden which I’ve enjoyed maintaining so yeah. (Reading this back makes me sound super lame lol, I’m keeping it in though 😉)

Enough about me though unless you wanna know more? If so then you can ask all the questions you want, the book is open. Though lets’ make it a two-way street, 20 questions? All the questions? I’m down, if you are my future partner, I want to learn everything about you and I want you to learn everything about me.

Appearance wise, I’m White, 6’0 with short brown hair and blue eyes. I have a dad bod which I’m working on (unless you want me to keep it?). I sometimes have facial hair but prefer not to have any. My fashion style is comfortable and probably not the best but hey, I’m open for you to design my wardrobe if that’s your thing. To give reference to my appearance and give you a benchmark, you know human Shrek? I’m a bit like that though not as handsome, let’s be honest Shrek is hot as is, no one can beat that lol 😂

I do have a further in-depth relationship post pinned to my profile if you want to take a look though looking back at what I’ve written, I’m probably classed as insane and displaying so many red flags, hopefully not though! There’s someone for everyone right? (I’m not finding my person lol) Though my person / you are between 23 - 33, anything and everything else is open, I'm all for personality over appearance so if we vibe, we vibe.

Though yeah, I think this is the end of the post, if you wanna get in touch my DMs are open.

Anyway,

I hope I find my future partner and if you are reading this, Hello Sweetie!

Mic Drop, shuffle off to the side awkwardly and watch the audience behind the curtain