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28 [F4M] Texas/anywhere
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DepressedGardenFairy is a female age 28 looking for a male in Texas
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Hello,

*I had put up my post and received a bunch of messages that were a waste of my time šŸ˜” I even went to meet someone and move to where they are and now Iā€™m stranded because they ghosted me. šŸ˜­

PLEASE DONT TALK TO ME UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE INTENTION ON MOVING ME IN AND ACTUALLY TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY!!. Because some people have now ruined the fun and have caused me trauma from this ( Iā€™m literally homeless now šŸ˜­) thereā€™s will be extensive vetting process.

PLEASE NOTE: I WILL NOT REPLY TO MESSAGES THAT CONTAIN : NSFW content, just a picture of you, dirty talking to me, if youā€™re already married, polyamorous couples, and people just looking for sex or asking me for nsfw pics. If youā€™re from Florida ā€¦ no Thankyouā€¦ enough of you have tried to scam me or be absolutely dishonest not only to me but your wifeā€™s as well. šŸ™„ (the amount of married people cheating Iā€™ve called out šŸ˜³)

Please be ready to maintain to the following: Clear, respectful, responsive communication, be able to talk on the phone ( this is a requirement!)if you donā€™t wanna talk on the phone then youā€™re not the one for me. Talking on the phone is vital towards our bond and connection and lets me know youā€™re a real person. Please be emotionally intelligent, honest, faithful, and respectful. Idk understand why anyone would want to make their future wife in distress, crying, and homeless but here we are šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø

Iā€™m truly a great woman and canā€™t believe this has happened to me but it wonā€™t stop me from finding love and finding someone who deserves all the never ending love I have to give.

Please be looking for a traditional relationship/marriage dynamic šŸ’•

I want a long term monogamous relationship with traditional values with some kinky aspects to it šŸ¤­

Iā€™ve been looking for YOU.

yes this entire thing is in that creepy Netflix You show dialogue and I donā€™t regret my choice because quite honestly I donā€™t know who you are but if you read this and it aligns with you give me a message šŸ„°

Hi šŸ‘‹šŸ¾ youā€™re future wife here,

I hope youā€™re doing okay in this crazy world. Itā€™s really hard without you by my side. Iā€™ve been going through some crazy life lessons and theyā€™ve taught me who you are in a way but of course these things arenā€™t everything about you, which is the exciting part ā€¦.learning from you and about you even more.

So far I know that you are emotionally intelligent, , educated, self aware, soft but dominant, honest, loving, respectful, not homophobic, care about womenā€™s health rights and the other injustices that are happening around the globe, have youā€™re own hobbies, not an alcoholic or hard drug user, culturally intelligent or willing to learn, financially stable, wants children and doesnā€™t mind that I already have one. I know you donā€™t mind financially providing for me once we establish our relationship because you like taking care of me in a soft findom kind of way because you know youā€™re investing into your future wife/breeding partner and you want her to know you care about her wellbeing, happiness and you want her move to you.(of course I will also help with the moving cost cuz that shit is expensive šŸ¤Ŗ)

I know that you love a different array of music and itā€™s part of your love language. You have a favorite color, but I havenā€™t figured it out yet or your favorite band but i think you like Folk/Indie/alternative/pop/edm/jazz/R&b/hiphop..(like I said you like a lot) I think you like going to music festivals or concerts. I know you canā€™t wait to dance in the rain or our kitchen with me. I know you know kinda how to cook but youā€™d prefer I do it and you love that I love to bake and make things from scratch and keep our family healthy.

I know that youā€™re probably taller than me because Iā€™m 5ā€™2. I know you donā€™t mind that Iā€™m black and you think my petite body is beautiful. Also I think it would be a bonus if you loved picking out outfits for me to wear. Not all the time of course but I like a guy that knows he likes a matching underwear set and a sundress and will buy his girl something and tell her to wear it for his enjoyment and of course it makes me happy too to look beautiful for you.

I know youā€™re dominant in the bedroom and have a breeding kink, you even track my cycle so you know when the best opportunity is to get me pregnant but you are also intellectually aware of the complexities that is the menstrual cycle and you love to comfort me and get me snacks and help me feel better that horrible week of the month šŸ©øšŸ˜­. I know you wanna teach me things sexually and open me up to new possibilities safety, gently, and respectfully but dominantly and want to help me heal from traumatic sexual experiences that Iā€™ve had. You know you have to stimulate me intellectually or you know you canā€™t get my body so I know you take quality time and after care very seriously. You like to choke me(in a loving dominant way) to let me know Iā€™m yours and spank me (gently not too too hard), you like to take control in the bedroom but love when Iā€™m eager to please and learn how to please you. Youā€™re interested in food play (like whip cream chocolate etc, things we can eat off each other).

I know youā€™re really protective of me and want to teach me how to defend myself or would do anything to protect me and keep me safe. I know that you either donā€™t live in the US or donā€™t want to live in the US and youā€™d like to homestead or move to a different country or want me to move to your country. I know you like to be active and go on spontaneous adventures so of course you love to travel and explore and are waiting for me to join you. You like the finer things in life and you have some sense of style (I can help if you donā€™t.lol) I know you like to go out but youā€™re naturally a homebody too and love cozy nights in. Youā€™re probably a gamer, architect, writer, maybe something creative? an engineer? maybe in finance? (Idk Iā€™m not good at math) honestly I donā€™t care what your career path in life is even if youā€™re a business owner Iā€™m eager to learn from you and help you on your endeavors. Bonus points though if Iā€™m right and you are in the creative field, but nonetheless I also love a man that works with his hands and is strong so i guess Iā€™m unsure and not picky šŸ˜‚ cuz you look good doing whatever it is that you do. šŸ„µ

I know you love the woods and the trees just as much as I do, mother nature feels more like a religion than traditional religion to you. I guess you can say you kinda have a hippy vibe to you which would make sense because so do I. I know you want me to be a stay at home mom/ wife and want to help me create my own business and double our financial stability while still being able to take care of our home and kids. I know you donā€™t mind I have my own friends, alone time to refresh my looks and emotional self being and you support me on my good days and bad days just like I do you. You understand Iā€™ve had a traumatic upbringing and failed relationships but you donā€™t judge me for it and you embrace me for the perfectly imperfect woman that I am and you want to give me the best life possible and only bring me happiness for now on. I know you understand that I have no family besides my child and my cats and you embrace us with open arms and with love and you canā€™t wait to grow our family together.

Like I said I donā€™t know everything about you and I need you help to fill in the pieces I missed or help me take out the ones that donā€™t fit you that I got wrong or forgot to mention. Also I think youā€™re 28-36 years old idk just a guess. Iā€™m 28.

Please message me, Iā€™ve been looking for you everywhere and I know youā€™re funny babe but this is the hardest game of Waldo ever.

-your future wife šŸ’•šŸ„°

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