Sounds good right? If only haha 😅

Hi again, it's me. I've posted previously in an attempt to find my person, as I'm doing this again, I'm still looking. You may have read my silly posts before but I thought I'd try differently this time.

Paint me like one of your french girls.... guys

I'm an open book and with how I write, this could very well be that long, hopefully you enjoy the read.

So, who am I? (Good question, sometimes I don't know either)

• I'm 28
• I'm British
• I am a Dog Person
• I am 6'0
• I have a Job
• I have my own house (with no mortgage)
• I drive
• I have a dad bod (0 kids though)
• I have Brown hair
• I have Blue eyes

Some downsides

• My cooking skills leave a lot to be desired if you've seen my previous cooking photos.
• I have a slightly terrible memory and if it's not written down I tend to forget stuff.
• My internet speak is not with the kids. I don't know what "Rizz" is nor do I know what to say if you asked "would you still love me if I turned into a potato?"
• My mind is a sewer so rubber gloves are a must if you want to delve inside 😏
• My social skills are lacking and I come off as awkward and antisocial sometimes
• My humour is dark and slightly twisted

Some Upsides

• As I sort of said above, I'm financially secure and am not looking for a sugar parent nor sugar child
• I'm creative and if you've seen my previous posts you know this to be slightly true
• I value honesty and am rather upfront with my feelings and thoughts, straight to the point is a saying I would use
• I kinda look like Shrek, so if you're into that, awesome, I'm not Scottish though and I do not live in a swamp
• I'm adventurous, take this how you will, both ways you're thinking are true
• I do want children at some point, though is this considered a downside to some?

Relationship Goals

I made a post about this and to cut it down, I'm looking for my one, if that's a soulmate, sure, I'm more looking for my perfect partner, the one who knows and likes me for me, the one who gets me and my humour, the one that when I point to they point back and go "ehyyyyyyy" with a cheesy grin, I'm looking for someone to do crazy and stupid things with, to grow and experience life with and to settle down with, I'm looking for my one in billions.

I'm open to distance and I value good and frequent communication, it does take me a while to warm to someone as I have anxiety so texting is my go to as I get comfortable.

Partner Goals

• Aged between 18 - 32
• Located anywhere
• Any appearance as personality is key
• Open minded and adventurous
• Be Female (you can be MTF but as long as you are feminine you're good)

And that's it, I know this may be shorter than my previous posts so I probably missed something, if you feel like there is something missing feel free to check out my previous posts which may have more detail or you could get in touch and find out, I would say I don't bite but I sometimes do.