I ain’t got nothing constructive for my first post. Instead I raise you a question. If every poop 💩 time is a pee 💦 time, but not every pee 💦 time is a poop 💩 time. Why do I always pee thinking I’m in a constant simulation. That I’ll wake up in a cold sweat frantic, wondering why I peed the bed.

I hope that when I finally do wake up though. I wake up rich, dicked down in a mansion with the ability to eat anything I want and not gain weight. Maybe that’s what I think heaven feels like. Oh throw in the ability to just never get sick and I’m golden.

Is it weird that I only feel like I’m in a simulation or worse A FUCKING COMA only when I’m peeing ? Does anyone else feel like this ?

When we wake up? What do we hope we wake up to? This makes me think of the movie “Don’t Worry Darling”