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Why does my crotch set off the TSA's Evil Machine thing?
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Every-single-time I fly, going through the mysterious portal of evil the TSA makes you step through, it flags my crotch, and I have to get a pat down. Pants with a zipper? No zipper? Strings? No strings? Doesn't matter. Every single time, something about my dick and balls seems to pose a threat to aviation security, and I have to stand there while the TSA runs their hands across my genitals.

I'm a normal 24 year old man. Why is my dick setting off the mechanism?

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Remove your chastity cage before going to the airport.

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And if it doesn't work... beg

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What if kinkshaming is my kink?

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