The real story come tomorrow is where does Kansas Jayhawks star, Gradey Dick, goes. The reasoning is the amazing on court names that can be given. Let's take a look at the lottery teams and decide where is the Dick best.

1 Pick: San Antonio Spurs - Not the strongest fit for Dick. Gorgui Dieng would give them that Dieng Dick pairing, but there are stronger choices

2 Pick: Charlotte Hornets - LaMelo gives this team the Dick and Ball pairing which will be tough to beat. Look to see Dick possibly end up here.

3 Pick: Portland TrailBlazers: Couple of choice here. We could have a Sharpe Dick combo here or when Lillard goes off the same time as Gradey, Dick Time is a scary combo.

4 Houston Rockets: It depends on James Harden. We could have a Harden Dick, but if he doesn't, we will get a Jalen Green Dick.

5 Detroit Pistons: Only reason to pick him here is if Cade legally changes a couple n's in his name to m's. Don't expect Dick here.

6: Orlando Magic: Doesn't matter players, we could have a magic Dick.

7: Indiana Pacers - Dick isn't going here.

8: Washington Wizards - Just like Orlando, a Dick Wizard would be tempting for GMs.

9: Utah Jazz: Lauri would help Gradey for the Dick Finnisher to end other teams chances.

10: Dallas Mavericks: I don't see them keeping this pick, due to them wanting a vet, but never count out what Dick can do for some people.

11: Orlando Magic: See Above. Doubling down on Dick Magic.

12: Oklahoma City Thunder: Our first 3 player combination. If Gradey can join Shai and Josh Giddey on the court at the same time, we can have some Shiddey Dick action!

13: Toronto Raptors: I don't know if Dick will do well in Canada. Could get some OG Dick.

14: New Orleans Pelicans: We've heard a lot about dick recently from Zion, don't know if there's room for another.

Where do you think this future HoF player should go?