Greetings earthlings, we have come from the not so distant future of an hour ago to warn you about the future and its woes. Pornhub will be a monthly service now and our phones will now be inserted into our hands and Mariah Carey will start to unfreeze in July now rather than October. No nut November has also caused an increase in men’s balls blowing up so we are here to spread the word of none stop nut November to help our fellow men.

Now coming from the future requires us to travel back but our time machines are too full of gooey goodness and need to be empty. Yes you read that right! Our time machines are in our pants, but that’s not as ridiculous as a hot tub, right?

We are both 34 years old, DDF, Latinos, easy going and respectful yet highly kinky and experienced in MFM. We are more towards the dad bods side of things but we aren’t slobs and clean up pretty well. Height wise, it’s like that one movie TWINS, we are 5’5 and 6’1, which makes for some interesting positions.

You are? Maybe sorta like a sweet and willing woman who will help us get back to our time zone, with a willing and open heart and something else. We are open to ages 18 to 56. We are also open to race and ethnicities and most body types and if you doing this on the side, no worries we can keep a secret. Please be drug and disease free but 420 is cool.

Obviously safety is first. So we tend to meet up in a hotel room, since it’s a neutral location for all parties. We also like to voice verify over phone or apps, before we exchange pics. We are also comfortable with meeting up in public for a drink or just to converse.

So here’s hoping to finding a helpful woman to get us back home, or we may destroy the fabric of space and time and if that happens, well then Sky Net may happen too. Anyways, thanks for the read and hope you all may find what you searching for. Stay safe.