Happy Halloween you degenerate fucks, hope you all ready to sacrifice some virgins, drink some blood, egg some houses with eggs(not toilet paper cause it may go scarce) eat some candies till you explode, Bob for apples and just have a good wicked time. And remember this about us

We are the masters of the C.L.I.T. Remember these fucking faces. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see these fucking faces. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like We. Not this little fuck, none of you little fucks out there. WE ARE THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what we do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then we rub our noses with it.

Fatman and shorter FatterMan to the rescue. We are two fucks who like to fuck, there aren’t none higher, sucker MCs call us sires. We been at this game for the better half of a decade, so we got that experience with various partners. We are both in our 30s, drug and disease free, we are wickedly good at what we do but can change it up on our partners. Both of us are dad bod, one tall, one short, but we like to think we have Thor like bodies in Endgame.

You are a lady ready to get asshole eaten while we wear trench coats. Ideally you are between 18 and 50 but older is welcome, we promise not to get to rough unless you want it that way. If you a first timer that’s cool, teaching is always fun, and if you have experience then that’s good too. We welcome all races and ethnicities, if you in a relationship then we don’t judge and can keep a secret. Please be drug and disease free, 420 is cool.

Having done this for as long as we have, please be willing to voice verify before we send pictures. We do not want any pictures sent either, we trade pics once we VV. We tend to host in a hotel room, to create a neutral area, for safety reasons. We do not mind meeting up in public prior to anything, to check chemistry and make sure we all aren’t trying to eat each others brains.

Happy Halloween you freaks!!! Stay safe out there. Remember the rules of Sam, Wear a costume, check your candy, give out candy and NEVER blow out a pumpkin. Hope you all had a great October and remember to be good to yourself and your fellow people.