And by Ax wielding, I mean our cocks, ok ok more like mini Ax’s but hey… it’s the tip that counts, right? Right. But seriously, let’s go behind that dumpsters in that dark alley behind the ARBYS, ok you want something more classy, the dumpsters behind that new hip trendy restaurant in town, I think it’s called Dorsia. One thing is for sure, let’s have some fun in the costumes, maybe your wearing a skeleton leotard that we can rip at the best places or maybe your Snow White or a Naughty cop. It’s Halloween, the limit is our imagination.

Us: Well we are a pair of certified freaks, 6 days a week, we tend to take one day off at least to get some rest, the other days we are walking through the streets. We are both in our 30s, Latinos, drug and disease free, easy going and respectful yet highly kinky. We been called cute, handsome, grotesque, which I think works for us since we need little effort for our costumes. Like a good pair of freaks, we are different. My friend is taller and I’m shorter, which has made for some interesting nights with lucky ladies. We are more dad bods than anything but we do carry stamina and endurance.

You: We are equally opportunity employers so we tend to be open to most women in respect to ages (18-50 plus) and you older women, don’t be shy, we learned alot from older over the years. Race and ethnicity is cool, all are welcome. If you playing on the side, that’s cool, we don’t judge and have played with married before, but hey if you want to bring your SO, let’s talk too. Please be drug and disease free as well. Oh but please be able to wear some type of costume for this. Doesn’t have to be this elaborate outfit, unless you want too but maybe a witches hat or leotard or a dress.

Having done this for years now, we do have some rules and logistics down. Please be able to voice verify before we exchange pics, this is non negotiable. Although dark ally’s and dumpsters are fun, we sometimes do tend to get nice hotels for this, mostly for safety reasons and to create a neutral location. We also don’t mind meeting up in public prior to anything going further, so you can see we aren’t Axe wielding maniacs or maybe your the maniac, hmm…

Anyways, hope you all been having a great October and although it’s almost over, let’s make the most of it while we can. Hope you are all staying safe and having fun in your own way. Remember to be good to yourself and those around you. Happy spooky season and remember if you are going to be going into a dark alley for some fun, to lay some cardboard down.