🎶 I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise music 🎶

So that’s as far as we can go with that song before we get sued, the real monsters of the world the greedy music labels. But anyways, welcome back you ghouls and Ghoulettes, hope your October has been fun so far. So me and Franky, we have an issue, we want to go to smash some or I mean go to the monster mash but we can’t find a Ghoulette to take. Maybe you’ll join us? We promise it’ll be a ball of fun.

We are two hideous and deformed men, who spent too much time swimming in raw sewage. We are both Latinos, ages 33, drug and disease free so no cooties. We tend to eat lots of candies and from the dumpster of the local Arbys so we got that dad body going on. Swimming in sewage has caused one of us to be taller and the other one shorter (6’1 and 5’5) for reference. We are pretty kinky, from DP, DVP, rough and dirty talk to just good intense sessions.

You: Our ideal date is pretty flexible. We are open to ages 18 to mid 50s, open to race and ethnicity. Please be drug and disease free. Open to most body types. We don’t judge and if you doing this on the side, we can keep a secret. Hopefully your a kinky Ghoulette but we are flexible with experience and welcome newcomers as well.

Having done this for as long as we have, please be willing to voice verify before we send pictures. We do not want any pictures sent either, we trade pics once we VV. We tend to host in a hotel room, to create a neutral area, for safety reasons. We do not mind meeting up in public prior to anything, to check chemistry and make sure we all aren’t trying to eat each others brains.

We thank you for checking out our ad and hope that you are all having a great October so far. Stay safe out there, wear your scary masks and none scary ones, be good to one another and be good to yourself. Hope you all find what your searching for.