Hola my fellow pervs and deviants, hope you are all having a great day so far and if you aren’t, hope that changes soon. The weather is changing and so is the time but you know what doesn’t change? Our love and enjoyment for some MILFS. Man, is there nothing more fun than having a romp with a MILF, those mom curves and pent up frustrations they have, and then getting a snack at the end, mostly a juice pack and some gummies. And let me tell you, these past ten years, we had our share of MILFS.

Us? Ah man, you really going to make us write about us. Well we are two best friends that have been tag teaming for a decade and no, sharing women isn’t the only thing we do. We actually have a normal friendship, we just like to share from time to time. We are both Latinos, ages 33, drug and disease free, but 420 friendly and liquor friendly. We are highly kinky but do discuss and respect any limits you may have. Body wise, let’s just say if your a doctor, you’ll be yelling at us but we tend to carry our dad bods well. Ah you want more? Hmm well we are poler opposites in heights, I’m a staggering 5’5 and my friend is a measly 6’1, so think of the movie TWINS.

You: well you best have a kid or two haha, and we will be testing you with your Peppa Pig knowledge. Ok more serious, well we are open to ages 18- mid 50s, since we know a MILF can be pretty much any age but hopefully not too young. Please be drug and disease free, 420 is cool and so is drinking but no pressure. We are welcoming to all races and ethnicities, most body sizes are also welcome and we know how to keep a secret as far as your relationship is concern. First timers and experienced women are welcome.

As far as the set up. Well we got our methods that have been very successful for us and they are as followed. Please be able to voice verify, we do not send pics, nor do we expect pics from you, until we VV. We do not mind meeting up in public to check chemistry and get a feeling for each other, prior to anything. We usually get a nice hotel, to create a neutral ground for all parties. We also welcome a question you may have.

As always, thank you for taking time to read our ad, especially if you are a mom, we know your days are super busy and we hope we may help with some relief. Take care of yourself and remember to be kind to each other, stay safe everyone. Goodbye and Goodnight, Muah.