Holy fuck has it been hotter than hell this week, sweating like a whore on Sunday mass. Hopefully you all keeping cool and wearing as little clothes as possible. Also, hope you all are staying safe out there, with everything still going on.

So this weeks niche is a cosplay player. Now we been to a couple of comic convention and of course it’s fun to stare at some of the sexy outfits the ladies have on but you also have to respect the code and not harass anyone. So this is when you come to shine, hopefully.

Us: Well we are like the Avengers but if the Avengers were two average fucks who rather than fight crime, went around throat fucking women and rather than shooting webbing we shoot something else. So maybe more Kickass or The Boys. We do have Thor like bodies, cough cough Endgame Thor. Ok ok you want details, well we are an odd team, at 6’1 and 5’5, dad bods. We got stamina, and pretty funny, also funny looking so you been warned.

You: If your ass isn’t 90s Rogue, don’t bother or if your body isn’t a ridiculous body proportion of busty tits and tiny waist, we aren’t interested. Kidding thou… we welcome all in terms of most body size, ages 18 and above, ethnicity and race and relationship status. Please be drug and disease free, 420 is cool and so is liquor.

Of course the big catch is the cosplay. Now we know that outfits that take to make and to put on, so we can discuss an outfit that won’t be ruined yet satisfies all parties. Of course it’s summer as well so we don’t expect you to wear it the whole time.

Now having been in this scene for a decade, we have our rules and logistics that have brought us many successful meet ups. We voice verify so please be able to briefly chat before any pics are exchanged. We tend to host in a hotel for safety reasons, since it creates a neutral ground. We also don’t mind meeting up in public prior to anything to check chemistry and see if we match.

Thank you for taking time to read our ad and we hope that even if we don’t interest you, you find whatever it is you are looking for. Be safe out there, take care of yourself and those around you. Stay cool and remember to drink lots of agua.