I dunno if this counts as a /r/TheseFuckingAccounts but for the past two, maybe three weeks I've seen the following comments / variants of them by new accounts:

• ladies we have reached peak reddit

• i spent ($4 / tree fiddy) to get in here and i want to see some violence damnit

• ladies and gentlemen we have reached peak reddit and they thought i was made a few days ago

• what is reddit gold? (variants: what in the heck/tarnation/ sam hill)

• Sweet, a post that's not about (crypto / bitcoin / etherium)

• Damn that is some (next / pro / boss) level shit

• (kick / pinch) my gooch and call me (grandma / dad)

• sorry I'm late guys

new

• it's super cozy around this sub-Reddit. i've forgotten what an absence of trolls looks like

• Calm down , the probation officer wont ever find out. Scrolls through 2 more reddit comment threads

(that one I found funny)

• This thread is so great, i'm commenting while in the loo

old

The accounts don't seem to have a "direct link" with their names, just their wording. Generally they first post to /r/TranscribersOfReddit - within their first 10 posts, they're there. What spurred me to make this thread was the fact that in 45 minutes I got 33 of the damned things, mainly in clumps - a post almost every minute / two minutes / minute.

They're not posting new links at all, just comments.

For tracking purposes before they get removed:

https://www.reddit.com/user/lakhala1r

https://www.reddit.com/user/danielfloresoy

https://www.reddit.com/user/cassieandrahc8

https://www.reddit.com/user/aramants19

https://www.reddit.com/user/platipuszn

https://www.reddit.com/user/totala0

https://www.reddit.com/user/blognicoej

https://www.reddit.com/user/ckrx78l

https://www.reddit.com/user/kazen5o

https://www.reddit.com/user/varesorteo

https://www.reddit.com/user/mynahlihc

https://www.reddit.com/user/Kolonef7

https://www.reddit.com/user/vidoncicb https://www.reddit.com/user/munkast

https://www.reddit.com/user/arielwillownx

https://www.reddit.com/user/invazijipg https://www.reddit.com/user/folidara8p )

https://reddit.com/user/Anweisungaz

https://www.reddit.com/user/Novasioew

https://www.reddit.com/user/empatatzk8 s

https://www.reddit.com/user/klarowniabi

https://www.reddit.com/user/Obsesiadaniskz

https://www.reddit.com/user/picturewoman3b

https://www.reddit.com/user/Tonissica

https://reddit.com/user/dreamstockc8

https://www.reddit.com/user/hlolisisanx

https://www.reddit.com/user/karaboo48lf

https://www.reddit.com/user/cascajosofy (new - "what time is reddit maintenance on friday")

even newer (and removed accounts - dying breath on r/transcribersofreddit (not an ad))

https://www.reddit.com/user/vassitm1

https://www.reddit.com/user/futhara6y

https://www.reddit.com/user/misdaadge

https://www.reddit.com/user/afketsqr (The greatest version of "slap my ass and call me something" I've seen today, "slap my dairryarre and call me ???")

https://www.reddit.com/user/skanindorklc (reddit gild)

https://www.reddit.com/user/acaporas70

https://www.reddit.com/user/le1gath

(this lot are dead but still)

https://www.reddit.com/user/ClaiffPreerryr

https://www.reddit.com/user/ispettoree1

https://www.reddit.com/user/azijnflesz4

E: list will have more added eventually when I see more.