Hi everyone! I wanted to share my recipe with you. Why you ask? Because I was bored and feeling kinky. Enjoy :)

Blueberry Smash what a predicament!

PREP: 5 mins

SCENE: 30 minutes

TOTAL: 35 minutes

Ingredients: (For one serving)

• 1 pint Blueberries
• Newspaper (substitute for other paper)
• A timer
• Muddler
• A vibrator (or similar appliance)

This recipe is based off of a classic called ‘the Choker’. It’s perfect for parties, get together’s, or simply lounging around on the weekend. The beauty of this idea is you don’t have to stick to fruit. Especially if you are not a blueberry fan! It’s absolutely perfect for guests!

Instructions:

Prepare your play area. Line the floor with 4’x4’newspaper (or similar) to reduce the chance of berries sticking to the floor.

Using the end of a wooden spoon, gently impact your bottom bent over a bed or chair for 15 minutes until properly muddled.

After 15 minutes of impact, direct your bottom to the play area with lining. Instruct your bottom to stand on one leg.

Pour 1 pint blueberries generously onto your lining. Spread evenly around your bottom’s feet.

Let your bottom stand and balance on one leg for 15 additional minutes (do not inform your bottom of the expected time limit).

For each minute they stand without falling over they will get rewarded 1 minute with a vibrator or similar appliance when the scene has ended.

For each blueberry smashed, one minute is deducted and perhaps even owed in the future.

You may want to use pops of a flogger or whip to contrive extra fuckups.

Your bottoms legs should be thoroughly shaken.

Blueberry smash predicament is finished when you see the creative juices flowing eagerly.

Garnish with extra sweetness.

Enjoy responsibly!

Pro Tips If you don’t have fresh blueberries use frozen. It will make your bottom colder quicker.

If you’ve tried this blueberry smash or any other recipe by Simplymarvelousx3 please let me know how it turned out.