Apologies for the hiatus guys! In the middle of a move, so this can was MEANT to be a heavenly welcome to a fairly stressful few weeks. Was it? Dear. God. No.

The Amber's Adder. Irish, 5%

In what could be the last of my LIDL reviews, I find myself coming to an end of my biblical effort with a tin that has a reference to the good book right in the title. So what of this? A heavenly sign off? Well the design looks OK, with claims of a toffee taste, so I'm prepped for good things. The crack of the can is as crisp as a vicar's dog collar and... Well that's it. It's a bit flat and the "toffee" tastes more like licking burnt sugar off a rusty spoon. Adam and Eve fell for the snakes offering, and I fell for this. Looks as though I'll be banished from my place and have to find refuge somewhere else. Somewhere public. Somewhere that serves a decent pint... Just as long as it doesn't taste like a soaked beer mat come last orders. Would I drink again? No. Drink 5 bloody (hail) Mary's instead and get to your local. 4/10.