"As if an angel is peeing on your tongue" is apparently a Dutch saying for when you are really enjoying your meal. If that's true, then I completely get it because this feels - quite literally - as if that's happened.

Oranjeboom Premium. Dutch, 8.5%

Another strong beer, another imposing looking can, another Dutch offering and another crisp crack on opening... Same fucking taste. Are all of these super strength beers just the same thing? I mean, the Kestrel was just about drinkable, and even the Faxe tasted like it was laced with shit wine, but this is tooough. Kind of breaks my heart as the "normal" can is such a thing of beauty. I don't want this to turn into a rant though, and those guys are a bunch of lovable crazy cats in the Nederlands so will let this one slide... all the way down the sink. Would I drink again? I'm sorry, but no. I'm done with these now*. 4/10

*Unless it's on tap, as I have been told that this exists. So, you know... You can never really say never...