"The best place to hide something from a Pom is under a bar of soap" - Sir Les Patterson

Fosters. Australian, 4%

The ol' amber nectar - a staple in every pub in the UK and every 14 year old's hand in parks on a Friday night. I don't think I've drunk one of these for a good 5 years and wonder if it should have stayed in the past - like England losing to Iceland in Euro 2016. The can doesn't open with a great fizz and the initial swig has a strong metal taste. It actually reminds me of the Carling from a previous review but with a bit more bite to it (not a hard task) and repeats more times than episodes of Home & Away on channel 5. Overall the beer does the job but ultimately is quite forgettable. I was more of a Neighbour's man anyway. Would I drink again? Meh, I suppose so. 7/10