'Allo 'allo 'allo, what do we have here? A non-alcoholic beer? Very wise choice. Give it a rest and have a night off will you? Good lad, now on your way...

The Low Down. English, 0.5%

Yep that's right, presenting you the first "non alcoholic" lager on review. A tad on the small size (although a few craft beers are served in similar sized cans) and it gives a good crack and solid fizz when opened. Unlike any of the others, I'm hit with a fairly pleasant, fruity smell. Very fizzy and watery to the taste, and the taste is... predictably underwhelming. It's a can of sparkling water with a hint of beer, but to be fair to it, I find myself supping it like it were a 'real' can. A blatant rip off of Brewdogs "Nanny State", it gives my liver the night off. God bless Aldi. 5/10.