Here's to u/Actual-Bell for sending to me a can of this to review. Ohhhh Christ. Cheers to him, cheers to you and here's to a great weekend!

Faxe. Danish, 10% (Cute note)

It's back. It's back and it's pissed off. The comedy-sized ring pull. The ridiculous size. The intimidation; only this time it's here to chin me the moment I put it to my lips. The fizz is big and the initial taste hits you like a kick in the bollocks, then arrogantly laughs at you like Sam Allardyce. My word I forgot how much of there is to go through. The taste of pennies is replaced with that of a really cheap white wine, so much so that halfway through it I'm convinced I'm drinking a two-pinter of Blue Nun. I begin to sympathise with Big Sam... Drinking this would put anyone out of a job. Would I drink again? I don't think my body would allow it. It's fucking rough and I can't feel my face. 3/10.