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Oranjeboom. Dutch, 5%

Now if there is one thing the Dutch know, and that's smoothness. Their roads are notoriously flat. Their attitude towards "420" living is famously relaxed - in fact, I'd be surprised if the reclining chair wasn't invented by a Dutchman. The can looks cool as well - flashes of blue and silver, tied together with orange. It has a healthy crack to it when opened and the first swig dances on the tounge nicely, not too fizzy. The taste is very smooth AND flavoursome. There is a tinge of an aftertaste to it but it's not too heavy. Is that a hint of citrus I detect? Oh shut up you wanker. Take off your clogs, put out your joint and just enjoy the beer because it's very, very good. It's not just good, it's refreshing... On tap I bet this is incredible. Would I drink again? Most certainly. A solid 8.5/10.