'What's with the key on the can? Afraid "Zee Germans" are going to rob you?'

Becks. German, 5%

The Germans are famous for lots of things - reliability, beer, leather-cladded thigh slapping, big sausages and slick design. The can and logo lives up to the latter part at least; it looks great - simplicity at it's finest. The mind begins to wander and I picture someone sipping at it whilst sitting in a high-fashion piece of furniture, wearing a roll neck jumper in a brushed steel room. The beer is a little on the heavy side for me - a bit 'hoppy' - but isn't too gassy. There is a slight aftertaste but nothing too offensive and can understand why it's popular. Not for me, but neither is nudism and camping, and millions of Germans bloody love that. Would I drink again? Ja, but not if there are other options. 7/10.