White sand, glorious sunshine, calm blue sea... All you need is a crisp beer, right?

Carib premium. Trinidad and Tobago, 5%.

Carib premium. Trinidad and Tobago, 5%. I am truly perplexed by this. It looks like beer, it's in a beer bottle; the label clearly says it's a beer, and even opens like one. In fact, you're completely and utterly convinced it's a bottle of beer until you drink it. A big, mouthful of bubbles and a whole lot of nothing else. I have tasted sparkling water that has had more taste and less fizz than this. You can't even drink too many, as the bloating levels reach to such a point you're not sure if you're going to burp, be sick, or both. A Trinbagonians main choice of drink is rum 99.99% of the time, and who can blame them when the beer is this piss poor. Would I drink again? Nope, because what's the point? 2/10.