A new week, a new beer to review. And this one is... Big. Very big.

Faxe. Danish, 5%.

It's not everyday you get to drink a can that's the same size as a tablet. Bloody hell just look at it - it's fucking mental. The ring-pull looks comical as I pull it, akin to the small round spout that you'd find on the top of an oil barrell. It's got more than a healthy fizz to it and upon taking the first swig; you instantly know how much of a hearty lager it is. Fairly heavy to taste (and the taste is OK at best), you quickly begin to realise just how much there is to get through. The more you drink it, the more you think that a) this is an endurance test; and b) how much it tastes more and more like you're drinking from a giant penny jar. I won't be shocked if I now have lead poisoning. Would I drink again? No. But I'm weirdly intrigued by the 10% version you can get. 5/10