Back to Mexico we go! Hang on, what? It's not Mexican?? Those crazy Dutch bastards...

Desperado. Netherlands (nope, me neither), 5.9%.

Just like the boozy lads weekend disguised as a golf trip, this beer is not what it seems. It smells like every All Bar One you've ever been to. It leaves a sickly feeling at the back of your throat (like when you drink too much orange juice). It feels like you're teeth will fall out from the sweetness.. but worse/best of all - it looks and feels like an innocent, light refreshing beer that has rescued many amigos from the hot deserts of Mexico, when in fact it's a Dutch, blond, rocket-fuelled injection of sweet, sweet filth. Would I drink again? Yes. Because like your weekend away with the boys, there are parts the wife will know about... and parts she never will. 7.5/10.