I've done 50 days of Atkins today and I'm having a break (probs til the 14th) before starting again. I've bought milk, mashed potato, bread, beer and chocolate bars!! Also Anusol because the motherfucking diet gave me delightfully painful piles (singular actually, the little bastard is an outy too). Can I get a 'hell fuck yeah!' and a 'chin chin!' please?

It's entirely possible that I might polish of the half a box of wine I've also got if things in 'murica really start going pear-shaped tonight. Doubt I'll be able to sleep til the results are in.

How was your Tuesday? Did you do/are you doing anything naughty? How is your anus doing?