Foxhound Party Senate candidate TheAudibleAsh is seeking to join the federal parliament after seeing the effects of ineffectual governance on his local community. He appears at the Campsburg South Field to announce his plans as a potential Member of Parliament.

“Good morning, Aver!”

The crowd cheers.

“Folks, I was somewhat enjoying living life as it is, but then I realized something. I feel like the country and our economy should commit to stability after spending so much of our lives as poor farmers. The leading communist politicians here have no commitments to sensible policies and won’t actually commit to much in their propaganda posters, instead focusing on nationalizing as much as possible with the false assumption that we will all be richer. We won't. We need each other as one Divasa.”

“Now let’s talk policy. Unlike the inept “People”’s Front, the Foxhound Party will commit to securing great education and healthcare systems in this state. This means you won't have to worry about schools where teachers do nothing but waste hours worth of students' time, and you won't have to worry about the surgery you needed be outrageously expensive. We will have the federal government deliver a strong, complete, inclusive curriculum as a recommendation, with each state having their own government go through their own implementation. Math, science, language, they will all be in there. We will fight for tax rebates on your healthcare, because your life is as precious as anything else in this world.

“Aver, you have the choice of choosing the populist Sienadog, who so far has proposed no concrete policy, has done nothing other than have propaganda flyers sent around, and will place the jobs and opportunities of many at risk; or the party that looks out for the interests of this region by maintaining a strong economy, introducing more job opportunities and investing in vital infrastructure projects. The choice is clear; steer the tide and the false dichotomy of communism versus fascism! We can divide each other by how much we've harvested and how big our houses are, or we can all be together and live for the country! Vote TheAudibleAsh in Aver, and vote for the Foxhound Party in the House of Delegates.”

TheAudibleAsh greeted and spoke to members of the club, grabbed a drink, then left.