So ummmm. My last bf and I were basically never boning. Which is weird for me. I have a retarded large appetite. (Found out later it was drugs. I'm not that ugly lol) and on top of a shitstorm of buzzkilling things I won't name, just know they made me go basically clinical. And soSo. Yesterday I was like, either getting sent to an institution dealing with everything as well or they said I can talk with this Christian Resource Officer something or another. I mean. I can't lose my kiddo so. Preachers it was. Then I found out I'm not going to make it to my brother before he dies (sorry, needed at least a tiny amt of context) so I tried messaging the preacher in FB last night but no response, Follow up was today. But I tossed back a few edibles and let that freak flag verbally fly on Reddit (ngl, Reddit paved the way back to the skreetz!) a lil this morning and I failed to check who the message was from that said "Sorry I was tied up yesterday" ... I responded wildly inappropriately.. might have mentioned specific current details (💦💦) and ideas involving my Marine Corps jacket, my handcuffs, and a shower head.. whoops I responded to a Preacher with sexual fantasy erotica... Funny enough the Preacher has yet to respond...

....I'm going straight to hell. Feel free to roast me in chats, ask me questions, whatevs. This is comedy gold.

Enjoy! I'll see y'all tonight! KittyKatsnakShak ❤️ 🤩😂😝🤭🥸😵‍💫😭😹😹😹