The weekend is here, dummy!

Thank every God, because the week has been rough.

Enough about me, though. Let’s talk about you.

I do love to talk about you idiots, especially when I give you a reminder of how absolutely pathetic you are. And I know you love that.

What are your plans for the weekend? Are you busy? Having a chill weekend?

You should be busy tributing me.

Speaking of which.

Why don’t we get some tasks for you pathetic fucking gooners, yeah?

So, my subs that I grace with my presence are very familiar with my little games. I know a specific sub (hi dummy) that’s a pretty big fan of some of them.

For this task, I want you to start whatever edge session with a slow hand. And I mean slow. Torturously slow. When you hit your first edge, you can speed up a little. The kicker with this little game of ours is that every cool down period you have between edges is going to get shorter and shorter. So start with 15 seconds, and then the next cool down is 14, and so forth.

Happy stroking, stupid.

Later, dummies. 💋