My girlfriend and I will be going to Phuket from Thursday until Sunday. I have a general outline of what we'd like to do and have done some research, but I would appreciate some more advice/information from those in the know.

Our plans will take us pretty much up and down the island. Would it be worth it to rent a motorbike, or can we get by using taxis?

We'd like to go snorkeling at Nai Thon, are there any snorkeling tours available? I haven't been able to find any online.

Debating between a visit to Tiger Kingdom, or the Andamanda water park. Which would be better?

We will stop by Patong at least once. My girlfriend wants to see a sex show, something raunchy that involves more than just dancing. I know about the ping pong shows but...what else is there?

Also, any recommendations for erotic couples massage?

Thank you in advance.