Imagine if you will, the perfect tendies m'goodboy. 432 pounds of health. Aging. Unable to move easily. Starved.

Now flip the coin over. M'goodboy is still 432 pounds and starving, but now he is she, and she is a Karen.

The screeching still remains. The constant eating, the insistence of health, the truly pure and good morality, all of it. But one key thing is different:

People believe you.

No matter what you say, people believe you.

You can claim to eat raw lungs, that you use LEAD as a sweetener, that you "don't drink water bc it tastes bad", the sky is the fucking limit and people will still think you're serious.

This place is real, but there is a catch.

The balance must be maintained.

I honestly have no idea where it is, but these white knights must have a limit. Don't go in, guns blazing. Start out by watching, waiting. Make a comment or two calling someone hitler. Don't tell people they're being played.

Do you think you can do that?

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DM me if you think you have what it takes.

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Your healthy future awaits.

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POSTING GUIDE:

No tendies phrases. People might realize the game.

Use Alt-Left/Karen insults only, AND no "youthful" slang/acronyms for the same reason.

Doctors are science deniers. Anyone who disagrees is a "Big DIE-t" or "Big Aqua" shill.

Use emojis. Lots of them. 💖, 💅, and 🤡 are particularly important/useful.

Bad spelling/punctuation are a must. The longer you engage with someone, aka the less visible the comment, the worse grammar you should use.

• Particularly, plural's and any word ending in S needs an apostrophe.
• End sentence's like this...! 😂😂 By adding 2-3 periods before your actual punctuation. This will make you seem much more karen/facebookish than you are.
• Spelling it "helthy" works too.
• Correcting people's grammar while talking like this is especially angering.

A weak insult (such as "your literally hitler...!") is a good trigger. It makes you seem stupid and weak, and thus much easier to engage with. Just now I got a comment saying "Their Hitler did what?" meaning that's one more person on the hook.

"Anti-Intellectualism" is the word of the day. The dumber your argument, the better.

More calories=More health. Thus, veggies and water are a deadly, deadly poison, full of "anti-nutrients", and to be avoided at all costs.

Encourage others who are morbidly obese, claiming to be obese, or asking if they should gain weight. Solidarity increases the apparent strength of the farce. Examples:

• "YASSSS QUEEEN/KING"
• "GOALS...! 😍😍😍"
• Personally insulting anyone saying it's a bad idea to gain weight, while screaming that their advice is akin to murder, is a good method.

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And always remember:

Fat is health. You will live forever. Godspeed, you magnificent Bastards.