Ok, feel the need to do this, especially for you ladies out there that are constantly being messaged by undesirable men, and, spoiler alert, I’m getting ready to piss some people off, 😝:

Horny guys, move over. I am not your average guy on here just looking to bang anything that moves and I want to make that clear before I start off with this post.

The biggest insult you could give me is to call me average. 😂 Here we go, friends:

Tall glass of handsome (6’ 5”), Safe and Protective, Also snipped (vasectomy) and tested “baby free”, ironically, I kind of have a breeding kink now that I have a vasectomy and I’m permanently sterilized and I know that may sound weird but some of you kinksters on here, I guess it’s not weird at all. Maybe a little ironic. lol Fun/Funny to most and also Sex & Kink Positive, Clean and Shaved in all of the right areas, Cannot Host most times unless mutual location but will travel to Your Location or I’m down for springing for a hotel/motel in most cases too, if we jive. Hotel fun is so much fun for me. Overnight Availability, I own my own business and can work from wherever, Heterosexual (M4F) but starting to be more exploratory with couples and same gender bi-curious encounters, 1 on 1 , M/F, 3rd, or Group Play Acceptable. I am Experienced in Threesomes and one on one as well as Couples On the Bi-Curious "Spectrum" but that is not an invite to all of you horny guys to blow my sht up on DM's (come prepared if you, gentlemen, I am a pretty hard sell on some of you so far...) I also do filming and am a video producer by day, Among many other things, with an Outdoor TV show and all that… *wink wink Yes, I would love to film you or have you film me and make private video treasures together. LFG! I enjoy deep intelligent conversations. I am also Emotionally intelligent/evolved and pretty darn smart about a lot of things which might be stimulation for those of you who are sapiosexuals in nature. (just ask me about metaphysics sometime…) Legal 420 Friendly but Drug and Disease Free otherwise and tested regularly. And unlike most men, I’ll be honest that I think that say sex is very sexy and I actually like watching festive condoms do their thing on a nice penis, including my own. Gangster recognizes gangster, Real recognizes Real, Game recognizes Game. That goes for every gender, even if you don’t identify as a gender, I don’t care, it goes for you too. And if you were looking for someone who could go all night and prioritizes sexual health, deep emotional connections, and even great aftercare, We can probably be good friends. Heck, maybe better than good friends. The rules are no drama, and no games. I don’t need your nudes. I don’t care how big your dick is, just be cool. I am not interested in any ‘OF’ starlets, sugar baby’s, or otherwise: gold diggers. Oh, and ladies, let me make this clear, I may be successful, but I am not a BTC ATM, or an iTunes gift card store, or a bank or lending institution of any kind; If you were looking for financial support, let’s keep it scrolling. I am not being overly confident or chauvinistic, but I know my worth and I know that I’m a prize. It’s a longshot, but I finally broke a dry spell of about a year and a month, last week, with a married couple and I’m feeling more confident and sex positive than ever. I finally feel like I’m living my best life again. Call it what you will, a new lease on life, recognizing my worth, whatever. So if you’re looking for a great opportunity for some great sex play and a funny, confident, and genuine personality, I hope you will hit my DM’s. They’re wide open. You’re welcome. I have had a few people on here tell me that “we don’t vibe” or that they are otherwise not interested and that’s cool because I’m certainly not everybody’s cup of tea. And I’m not interested in everybody either. I’m actually pretty picky. If that’s you, and I’m not your type, Then I humbly wish you Good luck in finding what you’re looking for. And for goodness sake, please don’t think that you’re hurting my feelings or that I would get upset because of that. We’re passed all that already. You can’t keep a good man down anyway. I couldn’t care less. I’m not everybody’s vibe and I am certainly not going to be everybody’s version of amazing. As I’ve heard it said many times, “you do you”. I’m going to be just fine over here. But for the women, especially, who do get the vibe here and do get to experience this goodness of me, well: the ones who have say that they have been forever changed for the better. I am not bragging or trying to show off or any of that kind of stuff. Passed all that too… But…. If you’ve never experienced solid, mind blowing multiple orgasms in a row to the point where you can’t stop having orgasms, I’m happy to show you how all that works and even give you a gift (a sex toy that you’ve likely never seen before)) to remember me by. Come on, now I know you’re asking yourself “What guy out there does something like that? Multiple Orgasms and even a gift to go with them?” IKR? CRAZY… LOL. WELL, it is really hard to “laugh out loud” when you are in the middle of an amazing orgasm, but I have seen stranger things happen with and without clothes on. You’re in good hands over here… Gentlemen, I have a secret that I believe is a secret of sorts that I can show you to help you have more amazing orgasms/ejaculations like you’ve never felt before that is simple and easy to do. Happy to teach this little trick or hack to you if you contact me and that pique your interest. But if you don’t want an amazing orgasm like the one that your partner is going to have, if you have a partner, that’s fine too. The offer is there and don’t say I didn’t offer that to you, gentlemen. If you can’t tell the theme hear, I’m all about making memories and having amazing orgasms for everybody involved. Also, anybody who connects with me and does vibe with me and shares their phone number or social info with me well get a custom, non-sexual, selfie video from me introducing myself and telling you more about me. That way you can feel comfortable about connecting further with me if we both decide to do next steps. What kind of guy offers to do that? Yeah, just sayin’! Last thing to consider. Ya, I am a single guy but certainly above average I would dare say. Most men on here are just "trolling for booty" like a horny teenager. I am far past that. If you give me the opportunity, you are in store for more than you likely expected from a sea of all these horny men. But that's your choice, and this guy over here will respect your decision, no matter what you choose to do. Alright, peace out peeps! I hope that you all rock your brains out tonight or in the morning and whenever the mood hits you and let’s all have some great Central Texas sex. Thanks for playing along with me on this post. That makes you extra special. And Hey, YOU, reading this post: We may not know each other yet but: have the best day evaaaaa and know that you are loved, that even goes for the horny guys who stopped reading a few minutes ago… 🤦‍♂️ 🤫🫨😬😳🥵🤔👊✌️