Serious question, does anyone really like the cold and snow? Your car gets dirty, you have to bundle up and still be cold, you have to wear boots and hope you don't bust your ass on the ice. Don't at me with skiing and ice fishing either. I'd rather be on a beach, have sunshine and warmth. Way more fun to be hot, go swimming, have an iced cold drink and be half naked all the time wearing flip flops.

So....dudes be saying they want a FWB but isn't the first part of FWB, "Friends?" Ideally I'd like to find a friend first and have some benefits with her too. If you're not from Michigan, we can still be friends. Let's chat, shoot the shit, flirt and keep each other entertained. I could use some chat friends too.

Me...I think I'm "normal." Whatever normal means anyways. I work, have a career, my own place, my own car, you know the adult stuff. Oh, the kicker is I am in an open relationship. But she knows we are in an open relationship so there's no jealousy or drama there. Who needs drama?

If you can't tell I like to talk a lot too. So we will always have things to talk about. One of my key factors is good hygiene. You gotta be clean, smell good, no one wants to put their mouth on something private and taste piss. That's just nasty and gross. I don't smoke or do drugs either, so I'm looking for non smokers and no one that abuses drugs, pills or anything crazy like that. I get a lot of people smoke the stinky stuff, just never been my thing.

Age doesn't matter, maturity matters. You being married, single, in a relationship, it's all good to me. Just have the time to make a friend and if we are localish let's see if we vibe and have good chemistry and find time to meet too.

Lastly, Reddit Chat is super SLOW!! If we click on here I'd like to move on to another app so we can really get to know one another and see how it all goes. Happy hunting, stay warm if you're in the cold Midwest and don't fall on your ass on some ice.